Welcome to Capylink.dev

Our little corner of the World Wide Web
Best viewed with a capybara sitting beside your monitor.

This homepage is UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

Please excuse the mess. The capybaras have eaten the blueprints.
Our highly qualified crew is moving crates of HTML into place, one nap at a time.

LOCAL 404: UNITED CAPYBARA CRATE MOVERS

Crate contents: 47 spare hyperlinks, one guestbook, and a suspiciously damp floppy disk.

Things you can do while we finish the Internet

Learn important capybara facts | Visit the webring | Sign the guestbook (in spirit)

Very Important Capybara Facts

14 real animal facts + 14 things the construction crew definitely made up.
Mixed together for maximum capybara confusion!

1. Their slightly webbed feet help them swim.
2. Capybaras chew their food from side to side.
3. Their eyes, ears, and nostrils sit high on their heads.
4. Every construction vest has a secret pocket for emergency floppy disks.
5. A capybara can carry exactly one crate of HTML before demanding a watermelon break.
6. The forecapy says the site will be finished "soon". It has been "soon" since 1997.
7. Their front teeth keep growing throughout their lives.
8. Every crate must pass the sniff inspection.
9. The crew stores all missing hyperlinks in a pond marked LOST AND FOUND.
10. Capybaras are the largest living rodents.
11. A capybara union meeting ends only when everybody has inspected the same leaf.
12. Capybaras refuse to install windows unless they come with a pool view.
13. Capybaras often live in groups of about ten.
14. Their brittle fur dries quickly when they return to land.
15. A capybara can stay underwater for up to five minutes.
16. Capybaras are relatives of guinea pigs.
17. Capybaras invented dial-up, but the modem noise was originally a lunch bell.
18. The official unit of capybara productivity is one suspiciously damp spreadsheet.
19. A hard hat makes a capybara look approximately 300% more employed.
20. They cool off by wallowing in shallow water and mud.
21. Jaguars are natural predators of adult capybaras.
22. The capybara webmaster backs up the Internet on seventeen carrots and a biscuit.
23. Capybara building permits are approved with a wet pawprint and three polite squeaks.
24. They have four toes on each front foot and three on each back foot.
25. All 404 errors are caused by a capybara sitting on the requested file.
26. Wild capybaras live in Central and South America.
27. Capybaras are herbivores that eat grasses and aquatic plants.
28. The crew has replaced the office printer with a smaller capybara holding a pencil.

GUESTBOOK: The capybara in charge of guestbook maintenance is currently in a pond.
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